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Post by fatself on Jun 11, 2007 22:09:37 GMT
No, its someone specific to me. He aint good.
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Post by large michael on Jun 12, 2007 9:48:37 GMT
get the boys to pay him a visit and tutor him in the ways of rightousness.
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Post by RydCook on Jun 12, 2007 14:10:10 GMT
I wanna put that girl from Eastenders in. The one who talks like a man real huskey voice, wants to be the new pat butcher i reckon. She thinks shes all thast as well, like hot. But shes just an ugly slut. With a man voice. You know which one i mean? can't think of her name. is it Stacey?
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Post by RydCook on Jun 12, 2007 14:13:16 GMT
i don't even watch eastenders, she just keeps having adverts with her tlaking to camera "OOH SO AND SO HAS GOT WHATS COMING TO HIM" etc etc. SHUT UP
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 12, 2007 14:53:43 GMT
she needs bumming!
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Post by RydCook on Jun 12, 2007 15:21:15 GMT
I'm so tempted to modify your post, and replace the two m's in "Bumming" to r and n.
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Post by billywizz on Jun 12, 2007 15:37:03 GMT
how about changing the b and u to an r and i.....
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Post by Companero on Jun 12, 2007 16:02:20 GMT
People that use stupid marketing expressions such as “hockey sticking”, “let’s think outside of the box”, etc.
Community Support Officers – can anyone tell me if they have met one that doesn’t think they’re Dirty Harry – stereotypical bullied schoolkid given a little bit of power and have allowed it to go to their heads.
Songs I really dislike that are sung by drunken people in pubs or clubs. I affectionately refer to them as ‘cunts anthems’. These include Toploader’s ‘Dancing In the Moonlight’, REM’s ‘Shiny Happy People’ and The B-52’s ‘Loveshag’.
Science fiction aficionados that would rather learn Klingon that a proper language. Heaven forbidden they did something that could actually further their careers.
Chuggers. Those tunic-wearing pedestrian botherers. At first glance, they look like lovely people out to create awareness/raise money for charities. These scum-suckers get paid an hourly rate and receive commission for every person that signs up.
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 12, 2007 16:19:27 GMT
I thought Chuggers were nice folk who sniffed petrol? I may be wrong but leave them alone they alright.
Also i am trying to be funny and sniffing any kinda solvents/gas is extemely dangerous and shouldn't be tried even once. I know, believe me. Ok so nitros oxide is quite a laugh but always with supervision.
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Post by Companero on Jun 12, 2007 16:21:45 GMT
I thought Chuggers were nice folk who sniffed petrol? I may be wrong but leave them alone they alright. Also i am trying to be funny and sniffing any kinda solvents/gas is extemely dangerous and shouldn't be tried even once. I know, believe me. Ok so nitros oxide is quite a laugh but always with supervision. you must be sniffin' something if you think chuggers are alright, mate ;D
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 12, 2007 16:28:16 GMT
hmmmm i thought i had explained the whole thing was in jest chief?
On a darker note my cousin died about 13 years ago from sniffing furniture polish so i do know of the dangers but as always i dont mind a little light hearted word play.
eg. "i guess i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." In my ideal world that quote would be the ideal next post after this.
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 12, 2007 16:29:39 GMT
shit now im confused, were you on about your chuggers or mine?
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Post by Companero on Jun 12, 2007 16:40:39 GMT
Chuggers? Is that some sort of slang for substance abuser, JT? We call those Charity Collelctors (who, as I mentioned get paid) Chuggers (as in charity Muggers) because they're really push and about as subtle as thugs.
Sorry if my post confused you mate, I wasn't takeing the piss ;D
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 12, 2007 16:42:22 GMT
hahaha ive got it all wrong too, it's huffers not chuggers.
i am a moron, thank you very much.
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Post by RydCook on Jun 12, 2007 18:12:28 GMT
how about changing the b and u to an r and i..... eew, you people are sick! She's rough!
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