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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 17:21:06 GMT
How the hell can i continue to survive on a disgraceful £180 per week "oh the delights of incapacity benefit and mobility allowance" Where would i be without my generous state hand outs i dont deserve to have so much cash to squander on a weekly basis if i save up for a couple of weeks i'll be able to buy a new wheelchair pump.
Come on Shane i'm the man you've been looking for the star you've been dreaming of casting in fact i can see it now me slugging it out with Bartley Gorman.
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 17:53:04 GMT
How about me being the Inn keeper?
"There's no room at the Inn"
"There's no room at the Inn"
"There's no room at the Inn"
Now i've got the hang of this acting malarky
See i'm word perfect already.
Or ay Jesus "One beat, two beat three beat, sugar beat. Four beat, five beat, six beat, wheat-a-beat. Seven beat, eight beat, nine beat, heartbeat. ...
My hearts started beating again it's a miracle well done Jesus. (It could work)
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 18:12:45 GMT
There you go Shane here it is my first starring movie.
Jesus The Movie.
Director Shane Meadows
Starring A bloke in a wheelchair.
synopsys
Jesus meets a bloke in a wheelchair who's surviving on £180 per week (mobility allowance)
and turns him into a movie star.
What do you think Shane?
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 18:22:08 GMT
Jesus to bloke in a wheelchair who survives on £180 "get out of your wheelchair and walk"
Love to Jesus but i've got Friedericks Ataxia so i'm afraid it ain't gonna happen you could always bring my mate Lazarus back to life that might be easier.
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 18:23:58 GMT
God i hope thats not Blasphemy!
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 18:31:21 GMT
When i say "God" i was talking to the creator of the world not you Shane.
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 18:32:14 GMT
God i'm digging myself a deeper hole.
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Post by Chewbaxter on Mar 13, 2009 18:39:43 GMT
 Anyone who quotes Morrell's line from 'Romeo' and is as cheeky as yer good self is worth a thumbs up at least! Here - I'm colourblind and left-handed - so can I have a starring roll too? Nice to meet you Mr. estate!  Neil. |
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 18:51:03 GMT
How about that for a short film Shane "Bloke in wheelchair (surviving on £180 per week) digs a hole.
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 18:56:03 GMT
Anyone who quotes Morrell's line from 'Romeo' and is as cheeky as yer good self is worth a thumbs up at least! Here - I'm colourblind and left-handed - so can I have a starring roll too? Nice to meet you Mr. estate! Neil. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Colour blind let me think. "Have you ever played The Inn Keeper?" |
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 13, 2009 19:02:48 GMT
Chewbaxter meet me to chat more tonight at 8 o'clock by the Lions in Nottinghams Slab square you'll recognize me i'll be wearing the Blue and Red jumper and Yellow trousers
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Post by Chewbaxter on Mar 15, 2009 5:36:19 GMT
Chewbaxter meet me to chat more tonight at 8 o'clock by the Lions in Nottinghams Slab square you'll recognize me i'll be wearing the Blue and Red jumper and Yellow trousers Sorry feller - I was all set to come, but I couldn't get across the road... waited for ages for the green man to start flashing, but it wasn't working - even the red 'don't cross' guy wasn't doing the job properly - damned you, red/green colourblind affliction! The bane of my life - I never could enjoy Opal Fruits, nor did I appreciate 'Rainbow'. AND - I went to watch 'Joseph's Technicolour Dream Coat' - after a long court battle and a full Ophthalmic Report and Psychological Assessment, I eventually got a refund! If only everything in life could be as black and white! N. |
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 16, 2009 9:33:23 GMT
Chewbaxter meet me to chat more tonight at 8 o'clock by the Lions in Nottinghams Slab square you'll recognize me i'll be wearing the Blue and Red jumper and Yellow trousers Sorry feller - I was all set to come, but I couldn't get across the road... waited for ages for the green man to start flashing, but it wasn't working - even the red 'don't cross' guy wasn't doing the job properly - damned you, red/green colourblind affliction! The bane of my life - I never could enjoy Opal Fruits, nor did I appreciate 'Rainbow'. AND - I went to watch 'Joseph's Technicolour Dream Coat' - after a long court battle and a full Ophthalmic Report and Psychological Assessment, I eventually got a refund! If only everything in life could be as black and white! N. Waiting for the green man to start flashing now there's a film in the making |
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 16, 2009 10:55:39 GMT
I saw that you called the sweets "Opal Fruits" you can not do this anymore due to our friends from across the water you now have to call them "Starburst" Crazy or what?
I'm thinking of enterring the Nottingham Snicker a local 26 mile run. (When i say 26 mile run i should have said 26 mile wheel)
In fact i've thought about it but on reflection i thought i'd stay in bed i'm 56 way to old to be entering Snickers i'll leave the Snicker running to you youngsters.
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Post by cliftonestate on Mar 17, 2009 8:57:29 GMT
Jesus to bloke in a wheelchair who survives on £180 "get out of your wheelchair and walk" Love to Jesus but i've got Friedericks Ataxia so i'm afraid it ain't gonna happen you could always bring my mate Lazarus back to life that might be easier. Sorry about the little white lie Shane but i couldn't resist. OK i put my hands up i dont have a mate called Lazarus dead or alive. |
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Anyone who quotes Morrell's line from 'Romeo' and is as cheeky as yer good self is worth a thumbs up at least!