Ryd...Tom Cruise is only 2 syllables, Peter Kay is 3 etc. READ THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RULES!
That's right. I read the rules and i fucked them.
Tom Cruise (Don't jump on sofas and scream about being in love, stop being all Scientology-ey and generally stop... being) and Peter Kay (Calm down with all the DVDs that are all the same bloody thing) need to calm down so there they are.
I'm gonna un-fuck the rules and try again
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Post by thelovealmighty on Nov 12, 2009 12:57:41 GMT
I was quite pleased with my attempt actually. It was something to tear me away from the drearyness of my life.
I like the 'calm down most of Chigwell' one, because I do tend to find elements of Essex particularly 'chingy-changy, Tuesday mornin feelin-in-your-bones-snappyness thing going on and the people from that region exceptionally heavy in the main?
Nellie Boswell shouted 97% of her life and so I slipped in a Mersey foghorn. So effectively shes mentioned twice. Tough woman, I couldnt have lived with her personally....
It's Anthony Quinn. I wrote it as 'An Tony Quinn' to match the intonation of say, Deirdre Barlow!
A concept Calm Down...
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All very well Shane but I already said Simon Weston on page 1. Repeats will not be allowed. Is this the sort of bloke you are hijacking a Falklands War hero for your own benefit?? Punishment: 10 more original calm downs
Damn it! I knew I should have re-read the thread, there's only so many calm downs in the world, someone was bound to double up bud. Maybe I'll do a uttoxeter based one next, that should be safe enough...
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I don't think anyone else will be doing those babies!
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