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Post by RydCook on Nov 12, 2009 0:24:20 GMT
Ryd...Tom Cruise is only 2 syllables, Peter Kay is 3 etc. READ THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE RULES! That's right. I read the rules and i fucked them. Tom Cruise (Don't jump on sofas and scream about being in love, stop being all Scientology-ey and generally stop... being) and Peter Kay (Calm down with all the DVDs that are all the same bloody thing) need to calm down so there they are. I'm gonna un-fuck the rules and try again Barry Scott...ey (cheated there) Eurika Johnson ( its 4 if you say Eurika Quickly!) Michael Jagger (Mick obviously) Werner Herzog Peter Beardsley  I'm shit at this. Fail. |
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Post by thelovealmighty on Nov 12, 2009 12:57:41 GMT
I was quite pleased with my attempt actually. It was something to tear me away from the drearyness of my life.
I like the 'calm down most of Chigwell' one, because I do tend to find elements of Essex particularly 'chingy-changy, Tuesday mornin feelin-in-your-bones-snappyness thing going on and the people from that region exceptionally heavy in the main?
Nellie Boswell shouted 97% of her life and so I slipped in a Mersey foghorn. So effectively shes mentioned twice. Tough woman, I couldnt have lived with her personally....
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Post by cliftonestate on Nov 12, 2009 17:17:29 GMT
Killer Calm Down.
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Joseph Stalin
3. Myra Hindley
4. Ian Brady
5. Fred and Rose West
6. Peter Sutcliffe
7. Jack the Ripper
8. Dennis Nielson
9. Harold Shipman
10. Sir Shane Meadows
Shane killed my acting career by not letting me star in his next movie.
I could have made that man a star.
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Post by shanemeadows on Nov 15, 2009 7:36:36 GMT
Chuklevision
Danny Glover
Baron Greenback
Dusty Springfield
Matthew Corbett
Simon Templer
Alan Yentob
Mickey Rooney
Barbara Woodhouse
Marty Feldman
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Post by tonyyeboah on Nov 15, 2009 17:39:32 GMT
Sharon Davies
Billy Ocean
Candi Staton
Cyndi Lauper
L Ron Hubbard
Martin Tyler
Man from U.n.c.l.e
Linford Christie
Alan Titchmarsh
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Post by Bill Edwards on Nov 15, 2009 20:04:32 GMT
Er, No Mr Dave... It's Anthony Quinn. I wrote it as 'An Tony Quinn' to match the intonation of say, Deirdre Barlow!  Fiddlesticks! Ha! ;D A concept Calm Down... Aunty Mimi Elvis Presley Buddy Holly Johnny Lennon Paul McCartney George-ha Risson (yeah well...) Richard Starky Stuart Sutcliffe Astrid Kirchherr Brian Epstein Georgey Martin Bobby Dylan Brian Wilson Ravi Shankar Sergeant Pepper Billy Shears Jimmy Hendrix Linda Eastman Apple Records Prudence Farrow Rocky Raccoon Sexy Sadie Helter Skelter Charlie Manson Yoko Ono Instant Karma! And in order of events. Ay thenk yaw... ;D |
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Post by GR on Nov 15, 2009 22:14:20 GMT
Impressive list, chromebaby!  There's only one rule to this game. The people have to have a name with 4 syllables, otherwise you could just name anything. For instance Paddy's were mostly 4 syallables...Calm down Tinky winky. calm down Mork and Mindy haha Here's mine: Suzanne Vega Jarvis Cocker Damon Albarn Randy Newman Debbie Harry Lily Allen Alex Chilton Mojo Nixon Shane MacGowan Amy Winehouse |
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Post by thelovealmighty on Nov 16, 2009 12:18:40 GMT
Galtieri,
Abu Dhabi,
Paste Wasabi,
Stomp McKenzie
Haile Selassie,
Wax Gaddafi,
Abu Hamza,
Lech Walesa,
Rula Lenska,
Influenza,
Dudes from MENSA,
Cash dispenser,
Calm down Jezza Paxman....
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Post by tonyyeboah on Nov 16, 2009 19:51:32 GMT
Theres loads of footballers that need to calm down
Eric Thorsvedt
Delroy Facey
Pedro Mendes
Mark Viduka
Joey Barton!
Ryan Babel
Akinfenwa
Jonjo Dickman
Brian Laudrup
Emille Heskey
Akinbiyi
Pablo Aimar
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Post by shanemeadows on Nov 17, 2009 7:26:31 GMT
I need to stop reading these!
Richard Stillgoe
Madhur Jaffrey
Arty Fufkin
Willy Rushden
Maurice Marsac
Freddy Krueger
Nigel Lythgoe
Tim Brooke Tayler
Simon Weston
David Daker
Helen Daniels
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Ted
Junior Member
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Post by Ted on Nov 17, 2009 14:59:31 GMT
The Two Ronnies
Michael Jackson
Tommy Johnson
David Beckham
Dickie Davies
Demis Roussos
Steven Gerrard
Andrew Roachford
Kelsey Grammer
Casey Stoner
Kevin Arnold
Eddy Cheevers
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Post by tonyyeboah on Nov 17, 2009 15:08:32 GMT
I need to stop reading these! Richard Stillgoe Madhur Jaffrey Arty Fufkin Willy Rushden Maurice Marsac Freddy Krueger Nigel Lythgoe Tim Brooke Tayler Simon Weston David Daker Helen Daniels All very well Shane but I already said Simon Weston on page 1. Repeats will not be allowed. Is this the sort of bloke you are hijacking a Falklands War hero for your own benefit?? Punishment: 10 more original calm downs |
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Post by tonyyeboah on Nov 17, 2009 15:14:50 GMT
Matthew Kelly
Glenys Kinnock
Ernest Borgnine
Eddie Murphy
Richie Valens
The Big Bopper
Elton Welsby
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Post by shanemeadows on Nov 17, 2009 15:23:40 GMT
Damn it! I knew I should have re-read the thread, there's only so many calm downs in the world, someone was bound to double up bud. Maybe I'll do a uttoxeter based one next, that should be safe enough...
Dozy Hudson
Gombi Groombridge
Babi Gasgoine
I don't think anyone else will be doing those babies!
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Post by tonyyeboah on Nov 17, 2009 17:43:46 GMT
Heres the magnificent list (so far)
Calm Down...
Randy Jackson
Chris Kiwomya
Phillip Schofield
Patsy Palmer
Dennis Taylor
John Mccririck
Cyril Regis
Dennis Thatcher
Deborah Meaden
Barbara Windsor,
David Banner,
Lever Archer,
Elsie Tanner,
MC Hammer,
Sharon Osbourne,
Mersey foghorns,
Nellie Boswell,
Most of Chigwell
Tom O'Connor
Billy Piper
Tommy Cooper
Micheal Elphick
Simon Weston
Jon Bon Jovi
Ian Botham
Gary Neville
Peter Sellers
Chuklevision
Danny Glover
Baron Greenback
Dusty Springfield
Matthew Corbett
Simon Templer
Alan Yentob
Mickey Rooney
Barbara Woodhouse
Marty Feldman
Sharon Davies
Billy Ocean
Candi Staton
Cyndi Lauper
L Ron Hubbard
Martin Tyler
Man from U.n.c.l.e
Linford Christie
Alan Titchmarsh
Aunty Mimi
Elvis Presley
Buddy Holly
Johnny Lennon
Paul McCartney
George-ha Risson (yeah well...)
Richard Starky
Stuart Sutcliffe
Astrid Kirchherr
Brian Epstein
Georgey Martin
Bobby Dylan
Brian Wilson
Ravi Shankar
Sergeant Pepper
Billy Shears
Jimmy Hendrix
Linda Eastman
Apple Records
Prudence Farrow
Rocky Raccoon
Sexy Sadie
Helter Skelter
Charlie Manson
Yoko Ono
Instant Karma!
Suzanne Vega
Jarvis Cocker
Damon Albarn
Randy Newman
Debbie Harry
Lily Allen
Alex Chilton
Mojo Nixon
Shane MacGowan
Amy Winehouse
Eric Thorsvedt
Delroy Facey
Pedro Mendes
Mark Viduka
Joey Barton!
Ryan Babel
Akinfenwa
Jonjo Dickman
Brian Laudrup
Emille Heskey
Akinbiyi
Pablo Aimar
Richard Stillgoe
Madhur Jaffrey
Arty Fufkin
Willy Rushden
Maurice Marsac
Freddy Krueger
Nigel Lythgoe
Tim Brooke Tayler
Simon Weston
David Daker
Helen Daniels
The Two Ronnies
Michael Jackson
Tommy Johnson
David Beckham
Dickie Davies
Demis Roussos
Steven Gerrard
Andrew Roachford
Kelsey Grammer
Casey Stoner
Kevin Arnold
Eddy Cheevers
Matthew Kelly
Glenys Kinnock
Ernest Borgnine
Eddie Murphy
Richie Valens
The Big Bopper
Elton Welsby
Dozy Hudson
Gombi Groombridge
Babi Gasgoine
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I'm shit at this.
