Wheelchair for Shane 2

[cliftonestate]

Where are you Shane?

I've a great idea for a film there's this guy in a wheelchair surviving on £180 per week living in Clifton Estate he gets onto the quiz show Who wants to be a millionaire luckily for him all the questions he's asked he knows the answers to because they've all spookily happened to him during his life then it gets tense as the million pound question is asked.

WHAT PERSON IN A WHEELCHAIR (SURVIVING ON £180 PER WEEK) WHO'S LIVED IN CLIFTON ESTATE FOR 51 YEARS WAS REFUSED A GROUND FLOOR FLAT BY THE LOCAL COUNCIL.

"WAS IT"

A.
FINN ATKINS (Born in Clifton Estate) SUPERSTAR ACTRESS FROM YOUR MOVIE ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE MIDLANDS
(the movie we are told not to like because its not arty but i still like it and think young Finn acting was superb)

B.
VIV ANDERSON (Born in Clifton Estate)
EX ENGLAND INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALLER

C.
JANE TORVILL (Born in Clifton Estate)
INTERNATIONAL ICE SKATER

D.
ME (Born in Clifton Estate)
WHO NOW HAS HAD TO LEAVE HIS HOME OF 51 YEARS AND NOW HAVE TO SHARE A GROUND FLOOR FLAT WITH MY COUSIN IN NEAR BY RUDDINGTON ALL BECAUSE THE LOCAL COUNCIL DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED A GROUND FLOOR FLAT AS MUCH AS A HEALTHY 21 YEAR OLD HOODY

The tension on the set is electric

YOU'VE GONE 50-50

Your left with?

A.
FINN ATKINS (Born in Clifton Estate) SUPERSTAR ACTRESS FROM YOUR MOVIE ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE MIDLANDS

D.
ME (Born in Clifton Estate)

At home film maker Shane Meadows is watching the gripping TV moment he decides to ring up the TV station and because he's such a kind hearted chap he offers both FINN ATKINS (Born in Clifton Estate) SUPERSTAR ACTRESS FROM YOUR MOVIE ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE MIDLANDS and ME (Born in Clifton Estate) Starring rolls in his next movie and everyone lives happily ever after.

Now there's a movie that's bound to win you an Oscar.
You know I'm right Shane.
Gizza job i can act!

PS
I was born in Sneinton really i didn't move to Clifton Estate until i was 4 years old. (But whats a little white lie among friends)

[Dave]

Couldn't find a yawning emoticon to use.

[Dazza]

LOL I love this guy, if he'll wheel himself down South I'll put him in one of my films ;D

[jill]

Back in the 70s (yawn), some Nottingham Schools used to participate in organised lunchtime punch ups. There was an informal league table; Fairham (Clifton Estate) were the undisputed league champions-the sort of school thugs equivilant of Liverpool FC (back then). So, better be careful what you say Dave

[cliftonestate]

Dave,Dave, Dave i get the feeling that you've took a dislike to me i'm just a disabled guy in a wheelchair looking for work i don't think you understand how hard it is to survive on £180 in Browns Britain. Shane's for all of us not just your goodself this is a free country after all
"This is England"
I HOPE YOUR NOT DISABLEIST?

And as my freind Jill points out i'm an ex pupil of the school for scoundrels Fairham Comp so i'm wellhard and i wear a hoody.

[Dazza]

Your certainly a character Clifton I'll give you that ;D

Ps I was serious about the film

[cliftonestate]

I'm sure i could take out Bartley Gorman i'm wellhard.

[cliftonestate]

DazzaB your not one of those naughty kind of film makers who expect me to turn up get striped then you smear my naked body with Marmite and get me to sing songs from the 80s popular all girl beat combo "Bananarama"are you?

[sugarbeat]

Have to say Wheelchair for Shane 2 is a poor sequel. It has none of the charm of the original thread. Please don't let this run to a trilogy.

[Dave]

Is it because I'm black?

So far, of the 30 odd posts you have made on the forum, only about 2 of them have been about something other than yourself.
The vast majority of your posts are about yourself, in a thread about yourself, created by yourself.
I just don't think it's a particularly good way to ingratiate yourself as a new member of a forum. Most of your posts are the same thing, over and over again.

So far you only appear to be here to talk about yourself in a 'give us a job' thread. The 'give us a job' threads have never been looked upon kindly, especially from newcomers.

You're very welcome on here, just get involved with some topics other than yourself! ;D

[cliftonestate]

I love me i do i love talking about me i love looking t me in the mirror i just love me i wheely do
You dont like me do you Dave is it cos i is a cripple?
Are you one of those wheelchairaphobic guys who attack me when i'm on the way home from my local chippie having just purchased battered sausage chips and gravy.

[Dazza]

dont worry i love ya clifton your already a forum legend and all that talk of marmite well.......

[Dazza]

i might even feel inspired to write a film about you and then even cast you in it...

[cliftonestate]

Marmite the movie.

[Gary]

Lets put bets on which existing forum member Cliftonestate is lol.

I'll give you 400/1 on it being Shane