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Post by shanemeadows on Jun 1, 2007 8:36:44 GMT
Jeremy Kyle.
People who buy 45 loafs of bread and 39 pints of milk on christmas eve because the shops close for one day.
Soppy Twats on GMTV and the like who interview politicians in the hard hitting style of Jeremy Paxman.
Billy 'pump up the miners strike backdrop' Elliot
People who bump into 'you' and 'you' say sorry first because your mum and dad taught you some manners, and they huff at you and walk off as if 'you' fucking did it! I now follow these people to their cars, strangle them, beat their lifeless bodies to a pulp and then blow up their car with a home made bomb.
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Post by billywizz on Jun 1, 2007 8:37:44 GMT
I sort of get Hyde's first entry if he's referring to 'men' who dress in skinny jeans, tops with pointless writing on them, things like Tokyo Laundry, Milwaukee motorhomes, skintight figure enhancing, low cut collar t-shirts with a scarf, fake tan and hair like pineapples. The name is FUNBOYS! WKD drinking funboy clowns! They make me angry. It seems you have to dress like an utter mardarse to get girls. I fully endorse this statement...... As for the girls not digging football look, have you considered that the county away kit and face paint mey be putting them off...?
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Post by billywizz on Jun 1, 2007 8:51:02 GMT
right, this is just a selection cos I could go on all day....
religious nutters....(of any persuasion - all as bad as each other and cannot be reasoned with)
internet abbreviations....(did you actually laugh out loud...?)
sachets of sauce in pubs....(me dinners cold by the time i've opened all the bastards)
grown men in replica football tops.....(what, you expecting a game....?)
small town playboys......(a subset of 'funboys')
ITV......(Idiots Tele Vision)
The Daily Mail.....(no explanation needed)
linesmen who wait to see which way the ref gives a throw-in before flagging the same way....(grow a pair you fucking cowards....)
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Post by missdonk on Jun 1, 2007 8:53:17 GMT
Bono.
People who literally stand on the baggage carousel at airports so other people can't see their baggage. Stand behind the line please so i don't have to try and squeeze through you all if I happen to see my bag come past, your baggage won't come any faster.
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Post by billywizz on Jun 1, 2007 8:59:09 GMT
There's a lot of hatred for bono out there ain't there...maybe it's the hiding behind designer pink sunglasses asking the working class to give to charity that does it....?
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Post by carolyn on Jun 1, 2007 9:12:41 GMT
Many, many of the solicitors that I have worked for. I look at these people and see weak children.
Carolyn x
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Post by large michael on Jun 1, 2007 9:19:17 GMT
People who bump into 'you' and 'you' say sorry first because your mum and dad taught you some manners, and they huff at you and walk off as if 'you' fucking did it! I now follow these people to their cars, strangle them, beat their lifeless bodies to a pulp and then blow up their car with a home made bomb. ooh, theres a film there somewhere, you know....i've always had a thing about this, as well.just cos i have manners, does'nt mean you were right, fucker!!!
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 1, 2007 9:34:23 GMT
1. the majority of the general public
2. veil wearing muslim ninjas (dont even get me started why they are allowed to travel through customs like that or fucking drive!)
3. Chav bastards and their teenage skank mothers.
4. the criminal justice system.
5. Hmmm has to be a film eh, well id have to say identity. Does anyone realise they actually made the pisstake film from adaptation, the 3, it is fucking identity, same fucking film.
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Post by DeLarge on Jun 1, 2007 12:02:47 GMT
I sort of get Hyde's first entry if he's referring to 'men' who dress in skinny jeans, tops with pointless writing on them, things like Tokyo Laundry, Milwaukee motorhomes, skintight figure enhancing, low cut collar t-shirts with a scarf, fake tan and hair like pineapples. The name is FUNBOYS! WKD drinking funboy clowns! They make me angry. It seems you have to dress like an utter mardarse to get girls. I fully endorse this statement...... As for the girls not digging football look, have you considered that the county away kit and face paint mey be putting them off...? Ha ha behave lad, I'm a casual not a scarfer! there's something wrong (to me anyway) seeing fat blokes at the football in a replica shirt squeezed round their beergut. I grew out of wearing a shirt when I was about 17. Apart from slouching at home, holidays (when its hot) or playing the game I don't wear them. And I designed our current shirt y'know. It's framed on my wall.
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Post by DeLarge on Jun 1, 2007 12:08:06 GMT
I didn't enter a film........
That piece of shit Green Street - hideous awfulness.
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Post by Davros on Jun 1, 2007 12:51:35 GMT
1) Lagerboys/Funboys/Chavs - In agreement with the rest of the posts. Twats who believe their own self importance, and their mates hold them up as some sort of Lager messiah, pinching arse's and starting fights. Put 90% of them on their own in a pub and they wouldn't make a sound. Die
2) Taxes - If I wanted to work my fucking arse off for some scum bag to have 10 children and live in a free house while claiming food vouchers and not working in their lives id say so. Which leads me onto benefit bastards. All good and well claiming when you have an intention of giving back or life's dealt you a shyte hand and your unable to provide for yourself, but for the rest of the benefit sponging, self institutionalised pond scum. Die
3) Moulin Rouge
4) People who's brains obviously haven't the capacity to process more than one bit of information at once. My example being 80% of Somerfield's workforce.
5) Bank Charges. Although I recently told them to give them back, and they did. So this is for the population whom accept the charge but secretly know its a rip off.
6) Condoms. They suck.
7) Jim Davidson
8) Scissor Sisters. They suck.
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Post by large michael on Jun 1, 2007 12:52:17 GMT
i like my shirt.for going to the shop.i wouldnt dream of wearing one at a game.
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Post by billywizz on Jun 1, 2007 12:57:02 GMT
i like my shirt.for going to the shop.i wouldnt dream of wearing one at a game. Top-less at the match....? are you a geordie....?
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 1, 2007 12:58:41 GMT
cunts that pull out on you then dont even speed up, i swear one of these days ill drive my fucking van right up their arse.
Money, controversial i know but along with religion and the opposite sex its the cause of all problems.
ive gotta go along with all y'all about the shit face Bono but im gonna stick bob geldoff and his bitch daughter in there to along with the fat racist pig dog jade goody, someone really should fuck start her brain.
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Post by large michael on Jun 1, 2007 13:00:27 GMT
fuck start? i love you.
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