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Post by carolyn on Jun 1, 2007 13:02:22 GMT
Money, controversial i know but along with religion and the opposite sex its the cause of all problems. You never got over paying that nun for sex did you JT  |
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Post by Kezz on Jun 1, 2007 13:06:59 GMT
5)theres nothing wrong with being a slut, given the chance. Yea I 2nd that, Absolutly nothing wrong with Sluts.. people who start sentences with: 'i'm not being funny right' people who start sentences with: 'no offence right' people who start sentences with: 'at the end of the day right' people who start sentences with: 'don't get me wrong right' Haha! You could just post a picture of me. _______________________________________________ Ok, Erm............. **Two Pints of Lager and a packet of Crisps. **Neil Warnock. **Really Dim People (usually in the pub) that say things to me like "What your an actor, do some acting then" - and then turn to their friends with a smug pathetic laugh. (other lines include, "How much did you get paid for 'blah blah', was it more than 'a grand'?.. can you just tell me was it more than 'a grand'?" "Can I have your autograph!" (NOTE, he doesn't really want it.) **Male Cardigans! (not so much the newish stylish type) But that blue one i wore in TIE (in combo's flat).. Oh my Lord! I felt like I might aswell have chopped it off and bought a blonde wig.. **Converse! Absolutly hate them. They really put me off people. They look borderline Clown Shoes, or Bowling shoes. You can tell what kind of person someone is if they are wearing Converse. (Edit: GAY! lol) **Gay People that constantly want to make a real point about being Gay. Theres a couple of lads I know that are, and to be honest they're sound lads, but then theres other gay people (A.S. Level Drama Students automatically spring to mind..) that just do nothing but Bitch and Complain, and Attention seek (even more so than me!).. FUCK OFF! **People From Arnold! I'm honestly convinced our Average IQ level is the lowwest in Nottingham. **Losing! Ive got a stupidly high tendancy to be competitive.. ****..And my film .. Kidulthood. I could go on to you for hours about it. |
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 1, 2007 13:08:30 GMT
As i rule i only ever pay for sex out of my country and with someone of an ethnic background that i would not normally have the chance to procreate with.
i.e. the nice Philippine lady i made sexy time with in Cologne
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Post by carolyn on Jun 1, 2007 13:11:05 GMT
As i rule i only ever pay for sex out of my country and with someone of an ethnic background that i would not normally have the chance to procreate with. i.e. the nice Philippine lady i made sexy time with in Cologne Look at www.postsecret.com this week. That reminded me of the postcard with John Lennon and Yoko Ono on it. The person sending it in said that he stayed in that hotel in, Amsterdam, I think and hired a prostitute who looked like Yoko Ono. Whatever  |
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 1, 2007 13:26:30 GMT
man Yoko Ono is butt ugly, i would touch her with Larges' johnson
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Post by large michael on Jun 1, 2007 13:59:39 GMT
you wouldnt say that if you' d seen it.
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Post by jill on Jun 1, 2007 16:02:59 GMT
2) Taxes - If I wanted to work my fucking arse off for some scum bag to have 10 children and live in a free house while claiming food vouchers and not working in their lives id say so. I know, stuck in front of the computer all day, slaving away, no time for distractions while those bastards get 10 bob a week for doing nothing......you should be taxed more for hating the scissor sisters  |
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Post by RichK on Jun 1, 2007 16:39:10 GMT
1/. Zebra crossings just after roundabouts. You've just negotiated the most complicated thing on Britain's roads and you're heading away but no.. here's another fuckin' obstacle.
2/. Cartons and poor teapots. We really ought to have mastered the art of getting liquids from one vessel to another by now.
3/. "Independence Day" - I don't know why.. I just hate it on so many levels
4/. Middle-Class environmentalism. Oh boy.. can of worms here.. far too much to go into - I am a complete environmentalist but you gotta realise something.. CO2 is a naturally occurring compound. Nature has methods of getting rid of it, eventually. Big man-made molecules like DDT, CFC's etc nature has no mechanisms to deal with.. these are a bigger worry to me but the global environmental worry has been hijacked by CO2. As I say, I have tons and tons to say about this subject (thereby worsening the CO2 problem!) but just.. it's hard to read ultra-environmental posts written by Westerners sitting at their computers under their electric lights. The materials in your actual computer have caused substantially more environmental damage than your average Amazonian tribesman, so preaching in a very blinkered way about the need to "combat" climate change etc I think misses so much other stuff. I try wherever possible to see the bigger picture, both environmentally and culturally too, for their is an interconnection between the two. Example, I went to see a play titled "The Battle of Green Lanes" - contained a very impassioned speech from a radical muslim sick of the oppression being brought down upon his muslim brothers. Which of course is completely fair enough, but the character was making this speech wearing a shiny pair of Nike trainers, made in a far-eastern sweat shop by a very oppressed workforce. So I made this point at the bar after the play and loads of people were like "oh yeah.. I hadn't thought of it like that.." If you're going to think globally you have to open your eyes to more things than you could ever possibly imagine. I'm absolutely not claiming a moral higher ground here, I'm as big a polluter as every other dirty Westerner, rather.. I just acknowledge that if I want to live anything like the lifestyle I live, I can never claim to be eco-friendly or a good global citizen. Yes that's what gets me.. its those who live in a huge house in Kensington and recycle all their shit and properly look down on everyone else who doesn't. You will never "save" the planet from W4! Oh yeah, and never use Palmolive products. Not ever.
5/. Loud music in restaurants. In fact, intrusive music in any public space. In a restaurant I want to eat nice food and talk to whoever I'm with. I know what Coldplay sound like, keep them away from my food please. Is it not enough that my sense of taste is being stimulated, don't stimulate my ears too, its overload. I'll leave a perfectly good restaurant if the music is too loud.
Give me about twenty minutes and I'll have another five..
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Post by fatself on Jun 1, 2007 18:17:53 GMT
dare I say ''humanity in general''?
sycophants, bullies, exhibitionist, morning people, sensationalism...
and doctors whos hands shake when there checking for a lump on your bollock.
Happened to me today.
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Post by jill on Jun 1, 2007 19:18:25 GMT
'Humanity in general' I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about everything  |
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Post by deadmansrockports on Jun 1, 2007 20:19:57 GMT
Id put "LOST" in there because I really dont like it in an aggressive way
My half brother, same reason as above
Blood Knome (film)
My double chin for obvious reasons
Blackburn because it isnt nice at all.
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Post by GADGE! on Jun 1, 2007 23:42:38 GMT
RITE ERM....
1: W.A.G'S (THERE FAMOUS FOR..............................)
2: KING KONG (THE NEW ONE) (TO MUCH SOFT CORE INTER-SPECIES EROTICA NOT ENOUGH "OHH CRAP A GIANT APE LETS RUN LETS HIDE! ETC")
3: POP UP'S (LIKE WHEN YOUR ON TINTA')
4: CELEBRITY LOOK ALIKES (DO WE NEED 2 OF THESE NUTTERS?)
5: THE GOVERMENT REWARDING ASBO HOOLIGANS. (FREE ENTRANCES TO SOME OF OUR COUNTRYS MOST "EXCITING" PLACES, ANYONE FANCY NIKIN A CAR?)
GADGE!
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Post by salvador on Jun 2, 2007 0:33:56 GMT
1. Shop customers all of them are fucking retarded and have no manners in the slightest. Thank god I left retail.
2. Taxes - well its fucking obvious
3. Tuna - I mean it fucking stinks, how can people eat such filth
4. Women smoking - its an instant turn off and the bitches smell like shit
5. Scottish social realism cinema - cant we produce something other than the same old drivel
6. People who treat you like their best mate until they get what they want and they throw you away like a wet shammy.
7. Film Industry types that use you and when you are no use you can fuck off. I'd like to chainsaw the lot of them
8. University rich kids that take everything for granted and dont realise the struggle others go through.
Loads loads more
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Post by jtrodreigez on Jun 2, 2007 9:08:43 GMT
the scottish,
the welsh,
the french,
greorge bush
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Post by salvador on Jun 2, 2007 9:22:59 GMT
1) JT
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