Not really a short but I do make a cameo

[PatrickCoyle]

www.ravensnest.plus.com/jimmy2.html

It's from when I was in halls at university, early 2004. I'd just got my camcorder. A moron lad used to get wrecked every night then come in and start shouting at himself and destroying his bedroom and the common room.

I thought I'd film it.

Oh, it freezes for a bit (about ten seconds) in the middle. Bear with it though, it's worth it.

JT should like it, even if nobody else does.

[flashpointharry]

Gordon Bennett, what a cheeky little twat. Gob like a sailor - his mum must be proud. I think you let him off lightly with a dandruff salad

Bloody students

[PatrickCoyle]

The warden didn't think I let him off lightly. Apparently I was completely in the wrong as 1)I was sober (in the student world, drunkenness is the state of splendour and no consequences, apparently) and 2)He hadn't insulted my family. Literally, the thick-as-fuck Scottish warden said that that's the only time you're allowed to hit someone.

Nothing came of it anyway. Except Jimmy Too Hotty never shouted at me again.

[PatrickCoyle]

Happy birthday harry, by the way!

[flashpointharry]

Cheers mate. No offence but I'd rather not have the bumps

Imagine if that was the law - it's OK to wallop someone if they take the rise out of your family. Adds a whole new dimension to the 'my dad's 'arder than your dad' scenario