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Post by NewYorkDoll on Dec 19, 2007 20:44:14 GMT
I had to do a Media Project last year which turned out as a nice film. It was truly inspired by Shane's films...thanks Shane!!
I had to write most of the lines although much was improvised on spot.
I quite like these two conversations, my lines are highlighted with 'm07':
(The scene in which I confront some guy who has been pissing me off a threaten him in the toilets)
m07:“You got balls?”
“Yeah, I got fuckin’ balls, what’s your fuckin’ problem?”
m07:“My problem, I think you’ve got no fuckin’ balls”
“I’ll tell you something, I often find myself hunched over due to weight of my fuckin’ bollocks”
m07:“Really?”
“Yeah, why, don’t you believe me or something?”
m07:“I’ve had enough man, it’s gone too fuckin’ far, pull you fuckin’ pants down, let me have a quick glance”
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(Scene where I am sat at the bar in a pub in conversation with land lady)
“Can I interest you in a packet of salted peanuts with that?”
m07:“No thanks love, I don’t get along with them, bad bastards, that’s all they are”
“What, peanuts?”
m07:“Yeh…I had a packet once and it…it fuckin’ exploded all over my face when I opened it. It were a fuckin’ double whammy you know? Peanuts flying off in all directions, nearly blinded me and took me face off…bastard peanuts”
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Hope you like...
Love Calum xx.
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Post by Dave on Dec 19, 2007 23:29:45 GMT
Colourful! haha.
I wrote something about Leslie Grantham having a "personal collection of un-road worthy novelty vehicles" once. I'm right proud of that! ;D
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Post by NewYorkDoll on Dec 20, 2007 18:36:16 GMT
Found another:
m07: Nah, I'm tellin' you straight up man, she ain't into me, she fuckin' hates me face
*: You sure? Why do think such things, you always look on a bad side
m07: Did you see the look she gave me when I tried to say hello?
*: Nah mate, I wasn't peekin' in. I'm sure it weren't too bad
m07: Not bad!?! Not bad!! She looked at me as though I had walked in on her fuckin' birthday and raped her dog! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love Calum xx.
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Post by RichK on Jan 2, 2008 20:28:34 GMT
You need to grab life and shake it until the nuggets fall out of its pockets, because you have at your disposal an ever decreasing number of tomorrows. I used to do anything for a quiet life.. now all of my memories have turned into whispers.
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Post by RichK on Jan 5, 2008 0:35:55 GMT
Merrell: Pleased to meet you, (I'm) Merrell Steep.
RM: Like the actress?
Merrell: No..Steep, like the incline.
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Clive : Whoever said think outside the box was wrong. We live inside the box.. not out here, in this box-free wilderness.
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RM: Mum, I have a date.
JM: A date - great! What's her name? ....She is a she?
RM: Merrell.
JM: Merrell - nice name. That is a girl's name.. right?
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Post by NewYorkDoll on Jan 5, 2008 11:27:57 GMT
Some nice work going on ^ Love Calum x.
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