prejudice

[deadend]

it´s like a funny skript..
i got the idea for 1 year or something...
so, pay attention lads ^^

there is a woman that can´t get kids
so she decided to adopt 3 kids...
1 black rastafari
1 white racicst called "hans kraut"
1 white jew

the jew and the black are fine with eachother bot they both hate the racicst (so do i).. but they stuck togheter and someday they all become kinda "friends"

this movie should get some really "nasty" humour and keeps playing
with prejudices... in the intro scene (for example) i want to show how the "jew" is counting his money
the black rasta is smoking some pot
and the racist take´s his dog called "blondie" out for a walk, while he walks with the talk he starts thinking... he thinks it would be cool if he had a girlfriend.. just like his idol Adolf. (yeah you know his second name) So he is searching for Eva Braun...

the skript isnt very good yet.. but i want to make a movie based on that ideas so bad man...
and by the way, i dont want to gloryfy the 3rd reich, the racist is the one that always being slapped in the face, and he is so dissapointet that he want´s a "Schutzstaffel" (SS).

so i can´t really explain it... i will upload it on youtube if i ever get meet people that are able to make the movie with me...

thank´s for the attention

Tim

[salvador]

WTF?

[deadend]

sorry dude i cant describe it... i got to bed now.... the last head was really to much

[salvador]

Again what??

[Chewbaxter]

Hmm... one of us is either stoned or tired or both.

I don't do drugs... but I do do sleep - so I'm off to bed!

N.

P.S. Opinion? I can't really se this working - 'ironic' or no, I reckon that it would come across as racist having read the synopsis - sorry.

[Tom]

Jew counting money?! Black kid smoking pot?! White kid with a dog called Blondie and a German name?! All adopted by the same woman?! Let me guess, she's a potato eating Irish woman...? I'm gonna be as blunt and tactless as your synopsis - this is blatantly a rubbish idea. Beyond the obvious outdated stereotypes and confusing structure, it just sounds like a half-baked idea for a Bernard Manning joke (shame he's not still around, you could have got him to produce it).

You say the "skript" isn't very good yet. I think I know why that is - it's because this is the kinda film that gets made by the people behind 'The Hottie & The Nottie'.

Seriously, think long and hard here... Do you really think that your going to be able to make a comedy out of such lame ideas? You may try to be clever about it, but when you start the movie with a money counting Jewish guy, I guarantee, the only people to sit through it and enjoy the thing are paid up members of the BNP. I think this would be as funny as cancer.

[roger1]

Oh man, people never fail to amaze me!!

I'm with Tom on this one, running a hand saw across the skin in between my toes would be infinitely better than watching this crap.

It's got to be a wind-up.

[Davros]

Hahaha.

Dude, funnily enough we used to have Sitcoms like that! In the 70's

You should check them out for inspiration here's one to get you started

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rising_Damp

Hitler actually had a dog called Blonde too didnt he.

Id recommend quitting the smoke deadend.

[PatrickCoyle]

It sounds to me more like those recentish "late night" animated sitcoms. Like the one with the dead rock stars (House of Rock was maybe the title?) and there have been quite a few that seem to be aiming for the brilliant Monkey Dust. The basic concept of the woman having adopted the stereotypes could work as a surreal cartoon sketch in a show that plays with racy topics, but as a live action film, there's no chance.

[Davros]

That episode of Family Guy comes to mind, where Stewie is taken away and adopted by a family to finally complete their 'rainbow' of children.

[wiggy]

when i started to read it i actually thought it was a joke!

[Dave]

wiggy said:

when i started to read it i actually thought it was a joke!

I'm still hoping.

[deadend]

whatever you say i will do it

[Tom]

deadend said:

whatever you say i will do it

I don't understand this anymore. Much like many of the threads that have been showing up of late...

[jafford]

icharus said:

deadend said:

whatever you say i will do it

I don't understand this anymore. Much like many of the threads that have been showing up of late...

I think it's us that need to start smoking drugs, maybe things will make more sense then.