bootle, merseyside

[pope1870]

well hello there my name is andrew, and yes here i am feeling somewhat exposed but i guess thats fine. i reckon the best way to break the ice is with a joke so here it goes

Q. why did Julia Roberts smear shit all over her vagina ?

A. Because she wanted too!

ahh heres a classic christmas cracker joke

q. How do you stop a skunk from smelling ?

a. you hold its nose!.


Yahtzeeee

the peas are indeed for free

[RydCook]

welcome andrew, am i Naive for not getting the julia roberts joke? The other one is good though, i love a good bad joke, if that makes sence.

[Dave]

Welcome pope (Andrew).... it's a brave man that introduces themselves with a tasteless non-joke!

But please, won't someone think of the children!

[jtrodreigez]

why did the mexican throw his wife down the stairs?





Tequila!

take my wife........please

[garywilkinson]

2 cows standing in a field....one says: "MOOOOOOOOOO", the other one says:
"You bastard I was gonna say that!"

[RydCook]

garywilkinson said:

2 cows standing in a field....one says: "MOOOOOOOOOO", the other one says:
"You bastard I was gonna say that!"

GHA HA HA HA... litterally made me LOL good one. ;D