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Post by saffy on Sept 5, 2007 10:24:43 GMT
pm for you Shane ... har har !
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Post by billywizz on Sept 5, 2007 17:24:01 GMT
This is the sort of bloke who cry-wanks over fallen leaves and bird feathers. He's probably got a unicorn sticker on his wardrobe. I must say I wondered too......seemed a little bit too close to the mark for my liking......someone once wrote something very similar on my year 10 report card...... |
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Post by fatself on Sept 5, 2007 19:35:59 GMT
don't worry yerself billy....was talking about the koont who made the thread.
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Post by Dave on Sept 5, 2007 21:00:07 GMT
What a jolly old forum this is. This thread just got me thinking....
This forum is unusually pleasant for something on the internet, and I think it has got to the stage now where it has it's own built in 'twat repellent'. What I mean is, if an annoying fool comes on board now and starts dishing out the usual lame internet abuse (see the comments on any YouTube video for details), then I think that they would soon be laughed out of the forum. We'll see them off with our values of respect and decency... and our superior wit! hahaha But you know what I mean.
Before banning them of course!
Oh.. and fatself... I can't help but keep imagining a Viz photo-cartoon strip is missing an important photo! Brilliant photo that.
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Post by fatself on Sept 5, 2007 22:29:31 GMT
lol
Its in the tradition of Carry On... and all its bum-pinching antics.
see...the majority of lads my age canoodle the birds down the night clubs. Whereas, me and my mates spend our days ''goosing'' each other round the garden.
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Post by Gareth on Sept 8, 2007 6:15:18 GMT
the way that pretentious people behave is rather pathetic. well kuntsler you provided a fine example, took the words right out of my mouth you could just see him duck taped to his ceiling pissing on a canvas while he ranted that into his Dictaphone, I saw similar ramblings on a toilet wall in filmschool once but they were written in shit; Ive had it here amongst the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit, here is someone who shalt preside on my pedestal commanding my production team as every morning they cry my name and I shall pat myself on the back and rub my hands together as the producer feeds me grapes, my film will be finished and the awards will beg for my acceptance, they will name an award after me and the whole world will know my name! I will go onto subvert every genre known to man and when everything is subverted I will create new genres, new techniques, Tarrintino, Tarrintino who? they will say as my dialogue will caress the auditory nerve towards orgasm, Scorsese, that senile old codger! they will exclaim as they erase in their memory everyone before me. Those after shall pale in significance and wither into an old decrepit miserable little green ball of envy and mucus, and when I die the world will morn, schools will close, shops will shut, cinemas bankrupt, the sun will fall from the sky and then… religions will form, all 6.7billion people of this planet will form one huge production unit to tell the greatest story ever told about a boy with a camera and a dream, my corpse will be bathed in molten gold forming a giant academy award that shall reach higher than the tallest of tall buildings surpassing even the highest venturing beast or aircraft, it shall be seen from space and if in fact there is intelligent life on other planets, they will venture to earth to view my work, I will not pull a few strings I shall pull THE strings as I will stand supreme deity master of the puppets commanding the universe. Everyone will know the name… KUNTSTLER |
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Post by Gareth on Sept 8, 2007 6:21:14 GMT
mind you there was a wink at the end? I think we've been had,
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Post by Kezz on Sept 8, 2007 14:15:38 GMT
dave its upto u obviously, but i'd just delete this thread man.. its already had far too much attention than deserved..!
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Post by jtrodreigez on Sept 8, 2007 14:38:55 GMT
censorship is a crime young kezz lad.
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Post by Davros on Sept 8, 2007 15:55:27 GMT
Ive missed this whole thread, although agree with every responce. What a twat. i think its fucking amazing Shane posts here, whether rambling nonsence or actual filmic information, its brilliant. And with only about 40 odd regulars to the forum, its even more amazing that he, and RichK, take time out to communicate with us all. Reading the messages between Thribb and RichK genuinely made me smile the other day, a dude with a hobby being able to ask questions directly to the guy that hobby kind of revolves around (if you catch my drift) is truely fucking immense. Anyway praise over. So Cunstler, I presume you'll be coming back to read your responses, feel privedged that you were even on the board in the first place. And then eff off and stick your head back up your arse. And I'll gladly respond to any PMs you send me, I dont get many you see  boo fucking hoo. |
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Post by saturdayskid on Sept 19, 2007 19:55:21 GMT
i like fallen leaves
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Post by fatself on Sept 19, 2007 21:58:22 GMT
''and crepuscular skys, with the moon enchanting my weeping soul...''
shit son. That is proper bum-drizzle.
I'd prefer the straight edge, conservative types who divert there billing information so as to avoid any charges of purchasing illegal ''dog jizz'' XXX ''knicker sniffing'' Hardcore ''anal tapping'' ''coprophilic'' ''snuff'' ''fist pounding'' ''in the ear'' immoral, scandalous material off the old t'internet.
or, in other words, supporters of moderate progressivism.
(satire)
nuh, I joshing...I aint for the ''Private Eye''.
I side with the ''Beano''.
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Post by anonlytwin on Sept 22, 2007 14:34:24 GMT
This forum is unusually pleasant for something on the internet, and I think it has got to the stage now where it has it's own built in 'twat repellent'. agreed dave- this is the only forum that i ever post on... i haven't been on in ages and now that i've returned i realised how much i missed it.... knutsler must be taking the piss though.... that lack of self-awareness is off the scale |
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Post by anonlytwin on Sept 22, 2007 14:36:07 GMT
oh, and surely 'artist speaks' would have been more eloquent? just a tip for the memoirs knutsler
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Post by Chewbaxter on Sept 25, 2007 1:27:01 GMT
Do i spend my time making more films or do I try to answer every private message/thread? Hmm... Now there's a thought... "King Of The Gypsies"... I can see some of the chapters in Bartley's book being seen on screen... But then again I can see Shane typing furiously thusly: "Yes... I will read your script, and I'm sure that we can work together, oh newly-joined yet spamtastic member!" Hmm... No contest. Sorry Bartley... the world ain't ready yet - Shane's got to answer all these posts... he's no Jimmy Saville, but he's a duty!  N. |
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boo fucking hoo. 
