This Is Shane Meadows competition banter.

[Dave]

largemichael said:

that is quality, Dave, it really is. i think you made them up to amuse us.in which case, thanks.

I wish I was that funny!

Anyway, I don't see why this person can't import the DVDs from an Ebay seller or the UK Amazon.
Trailer Park Boys fans such as Jill and I couldn't see the movie in the UK so we bought it from Amazon in Canada. We know all about dedication and loyalty! ;D
This person seems to want it all on a silver platter. Even if that was possible, I'd probably still end up with the platter jammed up my arse for my troubles.