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Post by Chewbaxter on Feb 14, 2008 8:18:09 GMT
Not that I want to sound desperate my dear chap...
I've written a script that's brilliant and I've just seen some stuff in the media about you and then found you've got a forum.
You're one of the best film chappies we've got in this country - I've not seen any of your films, but I will be watching them whenever I get the chance (Hopefully soon if you reply to this, hint hint).
Anyhow - my script - I think you should make it into a film, and I'm looking forward to you asking me to send it across in its entirity without even getting a synopsis - naturally, I'd prefer to email it, as paper costs money - but if required, you could call around to my house and I'll let you borrow my printed copy!
Also - my brother, friend, and our dog also want to be in one of your films - can you please tell me if that's possible?
Oh... and if it's not too much trouble - if you do come to our house, please can you bring a bottle of milk - we've run out... I promise to make you a brew and will even let you use my dad's cup (it's massive).
All the best Shane - here's to us making a great film and me getting famous and rich a.s.a.p.
Neil.P.S. Of course it's me taking the pee lol, I lov all these kind of threads where people post once and beg for summat like this! Hope you find it funny Shane but wonder if really you're sick of it all... if someone wanted a job, they'd go to the jobcentre or use a dedicated site - you don't go up to a company all 'Yozzer Hughes' and do the whole "Giz a job" routine do ye?
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Post by Companero on Feb 14, 2008 11:34:10 GMT
I asked him for a tenner and the use of his shed in another thread, but he didn't reply. I 'spose that's how people carry on when they win a BAFTA.
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Post by large michael on Feb 14, 2008 12:45:15 GMT
its inevitable .a slow decline of morals and values always arise from the sparkly baubles of fame and attention, as dear oscar once said.big butch oscar.
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Post by bigben on Feb 14, 2008 13:05:42 GMT
I for one am shocked and appalled, how quickly fame changes some people. I'm off to try and join the "kunstler" forum ore set one up if it dont already exist.
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Post by Chewbaxter on Feb 14, 2008 13:19:11 GMT
It's a terrible state of affairs ain't it folks? I posted that first comment before 09:30 this morning - and Shane STILL hasn't replied... I mean... that's like over three and a half hours ago!!! He's forgotten all the little people who helped him get where he is, and I include myself in that - an example: Colleague: Here... have you heard of Shane Meadows? Me: Yes... yes I have... he did that there film that they're all talking about! Colleague: What's it about? Me: Haven't got a clue... but I'm sure that that Paddy Concertina from that 'Osbourne Altercation' film has got something to do with it!See? I try to big up the feller and NOTHING! Come on Shane - I was expecting us to have this project ready for filming before Saturday - don't let me down, I've just took a £2000 loan out to buy some new clobber ready for the awards ceremonies we'll be attending! N.
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Post by Hyde on Feb 14, 2008 22:31:10 GMT
Jim Morrison was the only Johnny Rotten in a band of Glen Matlocks, but as Lou Reed once said... "It's alright"
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Post by anonlytwin on Feb 15, 2008 11:09:08 GMT
Come on Shane - I was expecting us to have this project ready for filming before Saturday - don't let me down, I've just took a £2000 loan out to buy some new clobber ready for the awards ceremonies we'll be attending! hahaha, that sums it up perfectly
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Post by Chewbaxter on Feb 15, 2008 14:43:41 GMT
Come on Shane - I was expecting us to have this project ready for filming before Saturday - don't let me down, I've just took a £2000 loan out to buy some new clobber ready for the awards ceremonies we'll be attending! hahaha, that sums it up perfectly Well to be honest, only £1500 of that's going on clothes... £500 is to go on paying for a party to celebrate my... ahem, our (Shane and mine) success here - in advance. All my friends are invited as of course is Shane! So you can see WHY I'm unhappy that Shane's not replied yet - hey, I've pulled out all the stops here to 'big up' the whole thing! I've even borrowed a copy of "This Olde England" too from a friend at Uni ("Booyakasha Jonty" if you're reading this) - I'll probably give it a watch when I get chance - the cover looks good and I've read a bit off the back... although I'm not keen on 'Skinhead' stuff I don't mind Bad Manners and have always rated Yul Brynner (especially in Westworld). So Shane... come on man... I've got the script ready... the party... the cast all lined up - hey, I've even hired a couple of 'stunt dwarves' for the David Lynch scene! Don't let me down dude! N. P.S. I'm going to have to stop this soon - it's getting far too in depth just for a bleedin' spoof!
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Post by Hyde on Feb 15, 2008 15:14:34 GMT
Hey...
It's alright.
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Post by Chewbaxter on Mar 15, 2008 18:12:10 GMT
Shane... where are you man? I've left off posting for a month, as instructed by the judge... and you've STILL not got back to me!!! This opportunity is slowly turning into a rotting t*rd and it's got a one way ticket to sh*tsville via the poopoo express!!! And I've spent all the money too! I'll tell you what my friend, unless I get a reply within the week, I'm going back to camping outside Michael Winner's house! At least he knows how to talk to is fans... even if he does say "f*ck off or you'll get both barrels". And I say "Corrm daaawn dee-ar - it's only a shotgun!" True Gent! N.
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