Is Shane gay?

[Tom]

neil2445 said:

I'll post for all to see; within financial reason. By Royal Mail and PC CD Rom.

Dude, the intention is for you to upload a few pictures to Photobucket or a similiar website and then embed the images on here. That way we can all see them and it won't cost you a penny. Simple.

[sammo]

icharus said:

neil2445 said:

I'll post for all to see; within financial reason. By Royal Mail and PC CD Rom.

Dude, the intention is for you to upload a few pictures to Photobucket or a similiar website and then embed the images on here. That way we can all see them and it won't cost you a penny. Simple.

Agreed. There are lots of easy and free ways to send out your images. Myspace, Face Book, Photo Bucket, Flickr, etc, etc. You could also send them to the forum admin Dave and he'd probably be able to demonstrate his computer wizardry, like Gandalf, but with a more dashing hat.

Still looking forward to seeing them...

[Chewbaxter]

anonlytwin said:

hahahah

as if it wasn't absurd enough, you done gone and brought corrie into it... i dread to think what prejudices this one might uproot

Any excuse for me to give my views as a card-carrying "Corrie" hater!

I'ts great for causing havoc... you start some 'anti-Corrie' stuff and a ruddy war breaks out... it's like the Jeremy Kyle SHow meets The Muppetts!



See... really I'd LOVE to watch Corrie...


It's just that I haven't got a low enough I.Q. to appreciate it!




N.

[RichK]

Neil, I use www.slide.com. On the opening page, go to the bottom left corner where it says "Image hosting - no limit!!" - click browse and find the pic you want to upload on your pc. It will upload the pic and then give you some different options. For posting pics to here I'd suggest using the "small pics to forum" option. Highlight the big long list of mumbo jumbo in the window there and then copy it. Come back onto here and click paste. What you see is all the code but hopefully when posted what we all see is...



- it works! Hope this helps mate, and don't worry about the thread, everything on here ends up descending into Coronation Street. I watched a tiny bit the other day for the first time in years. I only asked "where's Maxine?" and got booted clean out of the room.. by my own family.. so you can see it's a passionate subject..

[RichK]

Large image for forum is this size..

[jtrodreigez]

neil2445 said:

I'll post for all to see; within financial reason. By Royal Mail and PC CD Rom. Send your forwarding address to [e-mail] and I'll start burning them off and shipping them out. Free. Can't say fairer than that. And then, if you think it is wank/shite/great/missing something etc, you can send another email, or slag me off/applaud me on this never-ending sodding thread which I wish I hadn't started. It's up to you. Sorry to all the other Neils out there! I'm off down the pub now. Warm regards.

Neil if you send me your bank details i will transer 1,000,000 ugandan dollars into your account from the president himself.

[PatrickCoyle]

Ah, so you're Prince Umbagwaiki.

[jtrodreigez]

Im Tony Tibbs, talk to me......

[Arthur Mild]

I've only just caught this thread, I've just got out of Sudbury, where I've been staying at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

neil2445 said:

..........I live in Risley, junction 25 of the M1..................

During the 60's I once stayed for a while at a boarding school in Risley, it must have been good 'cos it was an "Approved School".

The reason I was sent there was 'cos I got caught for a factory break-in when the rain washed the dosh out of the drain pipe it was stashed in.



Arthur.

[Chewbaxter]

jtrodreigez said:

Neil if you send me your bank details i will transer 1,000,000 ugandan dollars into your account from the president himself.

Sounds fair to me - oh, and I promised to forward this:


Neil 2445, dearest friend of mine you all are,

First I must solicit your strictest your confidence in this transaction, and I pray that my contacting you will be given genuine approval considering the fact that we don't know each other before.

I wish to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. I am Jonas Mbtulamo, I am the first son of Chief Gurandino Mbtulamo who was the former paramount ruler of Kmwhokini Village of Bhutunddrah, my father was attacked by Gvanndra, the naughty stray khuuzel-fox on his way back from the chippy - my father sustained injuries and he died of complicatedness following death for three days.

Before he died he revealed to me about the two boxes containing money and Gold. This money is Eighteen Million ($18 Million) US DOLLARS, (250) kg Gold. Which he deposited with a security company in Ghuzzuzu for safekeeping.

My father did not disclose the content of the boxes to the security company to avoid the officials from raising eyebrows and 'having the borrow to pay off the tellies'.

Writing to inform you of my desire to invest, and to buy a house in your country.

I want for this to be told in upmost confidence for you to lecture me on how best we can invest this money in your country, because my father told me that it is dangerous to invest in our country to avoid suspicions, and because you have the 'Cash Converter' and 'Nettos' so much that lets you know it to be more for spending that viable is good for value.

Natural for me to consider a small gift of 37% of the money for you to have indeed spending for - this gift is not for greedy people as you yourself are not, but thanks from your God is made for helping us live our dreams and nightmares of living in a castle in Englandshire.

To be forwarded to me is all that is needed the following:

1. Your bank details, sort code, credit card details - expiry date on all cards please, plus security number and 'issue number' (applies to 'Switch' only).

2. Date of birth.

3. Mother's Maiden Name.

4. Father's Maiden Name.

5. Best times for you not to be at home (so I can make sure that any email is sent then, so as not to disturb you with it).

I am hoping that it is willed for you by God that for helping will reward in cash and spirituality.

Do not hesitate for my contact and email me for thanks and to ensure smoothness in transactional businesses dealing - email address for mine:
[e-mail]

Thanks are to you. May God bless you as you assist us?


Jonas Mbtulamo


Sorted eh? Easy money!



N.

[anonlytwin]

phaedrus said:

The reason I was sent there was 'cos I got caught for a factory break-in when the rain washed the dosh out of the drain pipe it was stashed in

Colin? is that you?

[shanemeadows]

phaedrus said:

I've only just caught this thread, I've just got out of Sudbury, where I've been staying at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

I used to catch the bus to college from Uttoxeter to Burton and we used to pick up men from sudbury prison who were on day release. One of them read my palm, one used to sneak me meat at luchtime when I was pretending to be a veggie (although paddy was my main sidekick in that scam), and one threatened to kill me for being noisy on the bus and then let me off because I went so pale!

[Morell™]

shanemeadows said:

...one used to sneak me meat at luchtime when I was pretending to be a veggie (although paddy was my main sidekick in that scam), and one threatened to kill me for being noisy on the bus and then let me off because I went so pale!

What is this great Veggie sausage scam that I keep hearing about? Let on.

[anonlytwin]

ok so a thread entitled "is shane gay" now involves shane telling us that some guy used to "sneak me meat"..... was that deliberate? or am i reading too much into this thread now?

[Morell™]

Oh I see! it's secret code. You've got to read into it:

shanemeadows said:

I used to...pick up men from sudbury prison who were on day release. One of them ...used to sneak me meat...when I was pretending to be...threatened..and then [he'd] let me off because I went so pale!