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Post by ramaway on Oct 10, 2012 17:04:12 GMT
jesus where has everone gone
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Post by jill on Oct 10, 2012 18:18:32 GMT
To Twitter (and/or Facebook) I think...Twitter's a great place to dump your negativity if you can muster up another 116 characters worth.........
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Post by jesus on Oct 10, 2012 19:16:05 GMT
jesus where has everone gone I dunno. But it's EXACTLY what I was saying to dad the other day! |
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Post by Dave on Oct 10, 2012 22:01:59 GMT
We're all poised and waiting to pounce in the shadows.... probably.
Hello, Jesus, not heard much from you for a while.... 2000 ish years actually. What exactly is it that you are waiting for before your second coming?
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Post by RydCook on Oct 10, 2012 22:14:34 GMT
jesus where has everone gone I dunno. But it's EXACTLY what I was saying to dad the other day! This is amazing! ;D |
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Post by cliftonestate on Oct 11, 2012 14:20:21 GMT
Galilee seems to be where most are hanging out
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Post by cliftonestate on Oct 11, 2012 14:22:37 GMT
We're all poised and waiting to pounce in the shadows.... probably. Hello, Jesus, not heard much from you for a while.... 2000 ish years actually. What exactly is it that you are waiting for before your second coming? Waiting for Danny Dyer to be in as decent film. 2000 more years to wait |
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Post by cliftonestate on Oct 11, 2012 14:24:38 GMT
jesus where has everone gone I dunno. But it's EXACTLY what I was saying to dad the other day! Hey Jesus how do you do that bread and wine trick. |
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Post by Dave on Oct 11, 2012 22:32:15 GMT
I just read a secret parchment from back in them times and it turns out that Jesus didn't turn water into wine, he turned water into brine!
Just as impressive, but undrinkable. What a stunt!
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Post by cliftonestate on Oct 14, 2012 13:38:48 GMT
I just read a secret parchment from back in them times and it turns out that Jesus didn't turn water into wine, he turned water into brine! Just as impressive, but undrinkable. What a stunt! Funny that because i heard it was not even Bread it was Lead so thanks to some deaf bloke from Jerusalum we went from Lead & Brine to Bread & Wine i don't trust ther Bible stuff. |
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Post by Dave on Oct 14, 2012 19:59:05 GMT
It's the age old Lead & Brine mystery from the Dead Sea scrolls. Will it never rest? .. and what was I thinking, turning water to brine is clearly not on a miraculous par with turning water into wine... all he had to do was let loose a pouch of salt concealed up his sleeve!  |
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Post by jill on Oct 15, 2012 10:10:35 GMT
...thanks to some deaf bloke from Jerusalum.... Same bloke who said the multitude would be showered with loads of kisses... |
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Post by cliftonestate on Oct 17, 2012 17:32:28 GMT
jesus where has everone gone I dunno. But it's EXACTLY what I was saying to dad the other day! Jesus can you fix it for me.........On second thoughts don't fix it i don't like blokes who fix things. |
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