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Post by shanemeadows on Jan 18, 2006 15:48:49 GMT
I think it's only fair that we start from scratch. I'm racking my brains for a theme that noone has any chance of ever having made a film about. So far my list is: A hybrid soap called "Dallasty Street", A short film about Pig Sandwiches or (my fav) One about a serial killer who only murders people who have appeared in those E'FFin' finance adverts that are on constantly on daytime TV. I.E. The one where they are all lost in the countryside and all the footpaths are closed and have signs like Bad Debter and Poor Credit Rating written on them and the actors (actually poor excuses for extras) Stand looking lost, cold and alone unable to pass these threatening phsyical/emotional barriers. Then norton finance lend them the money and all the footpaths friggin open and the actors start climbing over styles and fences with great big grins across their untalented fizzog's!!!! They should all be rounded up, smacked a fair amount and then be sent to africa to carry heavy things around on extremly hot days! In fur coats!!! That one and the one where the guys mrs is filming him with a video camera whilst he rings the b'stard finance company whilst he unfathomabley is constantly arseing around with a football, are the worst kind of evil on the planet right now, forget the matrix. Little Dekland is the Devil! Anyone want to make this one please......  |
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Post by RydCook on Jan 18, 2006 15:56:14 GMT
ha ha can't say i've seen any of those ads, but i'd like to make a film about the deaths of these terribly bad actors you describe.. any theme will do shane! but an orginal theme sounds like an awesome idea. Gotta love this word "frizzogs" thanks for introducing me to to it, gonna call my friends it soon. what does it mean?
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Post by herostar on Jan 18, 2006 16:08:13 GMT
"Calm down dear...... its only a commercial"
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Post by herostar on Jan 18, 2006 16:08:40 GMT
Now that was a bad advert.....
Hello Mum.
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Post by deadmansrockports on Jan 18, 2006 16:20:17 GMT
Mr Winner - what a full-on tool! Have ya seen the advert with the fuckin tightrope walker who cant balance properly cus he' carrying too much 'weight'? It makes me wanna suicide my life off when it comes on. Luckily its only on for about a minute so i never go through with it.
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Post by fattaxi on Jan 18, 2006 16:43:12 GMT
The football one was Picture loans .... aslo a big hatred of mine Shane
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Post by flashpointharry on Jan 18, 2006 17:14:45 GMT
One about a serial killer who only murders people who have appeared in those E'FFin' finance adverts that are on constantly on daytime TV. I.E. The one where they are all lost in the countryside and all the footpaths are closed and have signs like Bad Debter and Poor Credit Rating written on them and the actors (actually poor excuses for extras) Stand looking lost, cold and alone unable to pass these threatening phsyical/emotional barriers. Then norton finance lend them the money and all the footpaths friggin open and the actors start climbing over styles and fences with great big grins across their untalented fizzog's!!!! When the going gets tough, the tough go to Billy Ocean Finance. |
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Post by Dave on Jan 18, 2006 18:32:04 GMT
Gotta love this word "frizzogs" thanks for introducing me to to it, gonna call my friends it soon. what does it mean? Fizzog not frizzog! haha Fizzog: (Noun): A person's face. So, probably not too useful to go round calling people a 'fizzog' unless you are calling them a 'face'. |
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Post by RydCook on Jan 18, 2006 18:59:09 GMT
hmmm face ay? well they arnt to know! and if they do know.. it still funny, you FACE!
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Post by shanemeadows on Jan 18, 2006 21:09:03 GMT
"Billy Ocean Finance" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone seen that new shatwagon where the 'actors' are stood in the rain in a shopping precinct moaning about stuff. It's tinted very blue (blue = cold of course and bad stuff generally) Then we kick into some sexy lady stood in an office surrounded by kind folk with good skin, this shot has a lovely warm red tint (red = hot and kindness and money and love) After watching this badboy I nearly walked outside and shot myself through the eye!
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Post by deadmansrockports on Jan 18, 2006 22:20:49 GMT
Yeparoonoo, ive seen that one. Where the fuck do they find these people, and by that i mean everyone on the team makin the fuckin thing. It is truly disgustin. Shane, you should do a proper gritty one, lol.
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Post by herostar on Jan 18, 2006 22:31:13 GMT
Did you not like it then?
It made me feel bad about my weak minded, debt riddled excuse for a life, so I rang the good shiney red people who (at first put me in a queue) but then... offered to save me from the eternal hell my life had become........at a rate of 49.9%
They are my heroes, they are my heroes, they are my heroes.....shits whats happening they've got me....BANG........Arrrggggghhhhhh MY EYE.........
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Post by Morell™ on Jan 19, 2006 10:12:02 GMT
Hi Im Carl Nobody, Buy new Cillit Bang its reet tuff and perfect for cleaning those precious dirty pennies you all keep lying about your gaff...Oh it cleans other shit too! and by the way Im shouting because it shows just how good I think this product is and the sound on your telly might be low or maybe your old and deaf.
BUY IT!
WTF is that ad about?
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Post by RydCook on Jan 19, 2006 10:31:07 GMT
ha ha cillit BANG! is the best, i love how they say it about ten times "SO THATS CILLIT BANG! THE NEW CLEANY THINGY, THATS RIGHT CILLIT BANG! TO BANG ALL THAT DIRTYNESS AWAY CILLIT BANG! BUY CILLIT BANG! ....and by the way CILLIT BANG!!" shouting at me, imagine if a salesman came to your door and started shouting at you "HI BUY THIS IT CLEANS LOADS OF STUFF BLASAH" you'd just slam the door and hope it hits him in the fizzog.
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Post by shanemeadows on Jan 19, 2006 20:22:09 GMT
Arrgh! Cillit Bang takes me back to my old nemesis "Hi, I'm Barry Bethell, i lost 55 stone in 45 secs by eating lard and babies hand"s" The brand new Cillit bang is pure class, The opening "Hi I'm Trevor" shouted at 5000 decibells would wake some frikker from a coma!
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